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So, I’m a Kvasnik – fancy word for a meddler, fixin’ shit, stirrin’ pots – and escort? Man, it’s a trip! Some chick in Vegas once told me she escorted this old geezer who just wanted her to read him *Moby Dick* – no funny business, just Melville! Blew my mind. Happy as hell, I was – who knew? Then there’s the flip side – got pissed when I heard ‘bout this sleazy pimp rippin’ off girls, takin’ 80% of their cash. Greedy bastard. Oughta shove a boot up his – nah, too nice for him.

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When I get to the station, it’s chaos. People are lookin’ around, and I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need.” I start callin’ out the dog’s name, “Bobby! Bobby!” But all I get is weird looks from folks. I’m like, “Yeah, I’m the crazy huntsman yellin’ for a dog. No biggie.” Finally, after what feels like forever, I spot this little furball under a bench. I’m like, “Bobby, you little rascal!” I grab him, and my cousin is so relieved. He’s like, “Thanks, man! I owe you one.” I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, you owe me a beer, bro.”

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